so, one of the knights went to king arthur and said, "i don't believe sir boast-a-lot's stories. he's just a big, old liar who makes things up to make himself look good." and then, even the king began to wonder. but that wasn't the end of sir-boast-a-lot's problems. no. that wasn't the final problem.
one day, we'll be standing around a body and sherlock holmes will be the one that put it there.